this is the most fucking embarrassing post on this entire fucking site please burn it immediately
So its just one of the friendly geth that drove my people from their homeworld.
I just love thinking about the parts of Ginny’s life that have absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter
Ginny writing long-winded letters to Charlie about her Care of Magical Creatures classes and her feelings about Bill’s new earring
Ginny defending Luna in their classes together and holding hands with her in the hall
Ginny kissing Neville on the mouth and making him turn bright red
Ginny training for Quidditch tryouts because she’s really fucking good and knows she deserves a spot on the team no matter who’s the bloody Captain
Ginny doing her homework on her bed with Arnold sleeping in her hair
Ginny writing letters to Remus that include puzzles and riddles for Sirius, to keep him occupied, because she’s kind and compassionate and knows he’s having a hard time
Ginny taking astronomy just so she has an excuse to sit out on the North Tower at night, alone
Ginny teaming up with Peeves to wreak havoc and getting it blamed on Fred and George
Ginny helping Fred and George develop their anti-Dark Magic line bc she’s so damn good at DADA
and all the friends Ginny has that never get names because Harry doesn’t know who they are and never sees her with them, so it’s as if they don’t exist
man Ginny got shafted y’all, I want books from Ginny’s perspective
if you are a youngling in high school then please do your homework please try your very best i am fucking begging you please do better than i did please jesus just do your homework ask for help switch up your studying tactics if they’re not doin it for you just fucking please do your best i am begging you don’t fuck up as hard as i did and for the love of god try to get a good night’s rest as often as possible i don’t want you guys to feel like i do
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
This makes me inexplicably happy.
I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.
Disney’s Robin Hood was my childhood. Fond memories.
You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
You are ready.
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
i’ve been doing research about jobs/companies that are accepting of trans and the like since i’m going job hunting again next month, and i found this list, which lists trans-friendly businesses. it links to this page, a directory for employers.
tagging so people can see it, i figured this might come in handy for some people!