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ben-c:

this is the most fucking embarrassing post on this entire fucking site please burn it immediately

ben-c:

this is the most fucking embarrassing post on this entire fucking site please burn it immediately

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brainbabe:

Geoff’s response to all the discussions about censoring.
[x]

brainbabe:

Geoff’s response to all the discussions about censoring.

[x]

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021

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after finishing a good show/movie/book/video game

  • me: wow that was incredible, the plot was so well written, the characters were realistic and engaging, i have about five new otps, i learned some valuable life lessons, i am truly changed for the better
  • *five seconds later*
  • me: where's the fucking porn for this
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So its just one of the friendly geth that drove my people from their homeworld.

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feministsirius:

I just love thinking about the parts of Ginny’s life that have absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter

Ginny writing long-winded letters to Charlie about her Care of Magical Creatures classes and her feelings about Bill’s new earring

Ginny defending Luna in their classes together and holding hands with her in the hall

Ginny kissing Neville on the mouth and making him turn bright red

Ginny training for Quidditch tryouts because she’s really fucking good and knows she deserves a spot on the team no matter who’s the bloody Captain

Ginny doing her homework on her bed with Arnold sleeping in her hair

Ginny writing letters to Remus that include puzzles and riddles for Sirius, to keep him occupied, because she’s kind and compassionate and knows he’s having a hard time

Ginny taking astronomy just so she has an excuse to sit out on the North Tower at night, alone

Ginny teaming up with Peeves to wreak havoc and getting it blamed on Fred and George

Ginny helping Fred and George develop their anti-Dark Magic line bc she’s so damn good at DADA

and all the friends Ginny has that never get names because Harry doesn’t know who they are and never sees her with them, so it’s as if they don’t exist

man Ginny got shafted y’all, I want books from Ginny’s perspective

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

if you are a youngling in high school then please do your homework please try your very best i am fucking begging you please do better than i did please jesus just do your homework ask for help switch up your studying tactics if they’re not doin it for you just fucking please do your best i am begging you don’t fuck up as hard as i did and for the love of god try to get a good night’s rest as often as possible i don’t want you guys to feel like i do

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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kurtofskyforlife:

distortedpineapple:

serendipitousramblings:

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This makes me inexplicably happy.

I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.

Disney’s Robin Hood was my childhood. Fond memories.

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melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

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actualubisoft:

xd001pika:

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

You are ready.

Really?

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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

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transfriendly jobs

babybutta:

equiuszahhak:

 i’ve been doing research about jobs/companies that are accepting of trans and the like since i’m going job hunting again next month, and i found this list, which lists trans-friendly businesses. it links to this page, a directory for employers.

tagging so people can see it, i figured this might come in handy for some people!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

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