There’s an island in Japan where wild cats wander freely through the streets, boatyards, porches, and houses of the city. I want to go to there.
BRB, saving up to move there for my Crazy Cat Lady retirement plan.


“Thor… Brother! Down here! Yes, I realize I’m a cat. What happened? All I did was go to the Sorceress Karnilla for a spell to change my fate. She gave me some pudding, and the next thing I know, I’m a cat! Please — don’t tell father. He’d likely feed me to Huginn and Muninn.”