Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.
aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah op you card you
I present: Hurricane Sandra Dee.
(Made possible with girl here.)
AHAHAHHAAHHA I AM GOING TO DIE
FUCK I WAS GONNA DO THIS
Real-life Portal turret, from The Valve Store’s facebook page..!
what happens if you tip it over
Derek and Stiles are best friends and one weekend they make a bet to see who can sleep with their girlfriend first. They didn’t think along the way they’d fall for each other.
you know what totally sucks
when you realize that you like somebody way more than they like you and even if it’s in a totally platonic way it still makes you feel awful because you’re probably just annoying them and how often you think of them is probably more than creepy
Thor gets a present from Stark and puts it to good use.
oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
Eric Kripke’s What Is and What Should Never Be Commentary.