Gonna touch the butt. Every butt. All the butts

busridavip:

sassypriest69:

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.

aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah op you card you

sassypriest69:

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. This makes me want I fucking VOMIT BLOOD. Not only is this cis gendered little shit trying to wrangle some poor woman into the essential male dominated enslavement otherwise known as a “relationship”, but he’s also done it by desecrating the corpse of an animal. People like you should be culled. Do you live in a warehouse where machine suck the milk from your nipples until you are RAW???? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SLAUGHTERED YOUR FAMILY AND PUT THEM ON A PIZZA. I hope you get struck my a slow moving steamroller you suck son of a bitch.

aahhaha get it. cheesy because pizza has cheese. ahahah op you card you

shared 5 months ago on Jan/7/2013, with 620,674 notes ■ via / source

x oh man x idiots are idiots

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

lady-king-boo:

singing-showtunes:

I present: Hurricane Sandra Dee.

(Made possible with girl here.)

AHAHAHHAAHHA I AM GOING TO DIE

FUCK I WAS GONNA DO THIS

DAMMIT

Source: singingsh0wtunes

shared 7 months ago on Oct/28/2012, with 26,936 notes ■ via / source

x hurricane sandy x oh man

Source: merrynn

shared 8 months ago on Oct/18/2012, with 2,808 notes ■ via / source

x I x WILL x CRY x OH MAN x AITHUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA x bbc merlin x 502 x shore leave queue

mspandarew:

midwaymilly:

Real-life Portal turret, from The Valve Store’s facebook page..!

what happens if you tip it over

Source: facebook.com

shared 9 months ago on Sep/14/2012, with 8,410 notes ■ via / source

x portal x video x oh man

Derek and Stiles are best friends and one weekend they make a bet to see who can sleep with their girlfriend first. They didn’t think along the way they’d fall for each other.

Source: youdontrustmeidontrustyou

shared 9 months ago on Sep/1/2012, with 1,379 notes ■ via / source

x sterek x oh MAN x queue

hoursago:

✖

what kind of asshole would— oh.

Source: hoursago

shared 10 months ago on Aug/11/2012, with 39,477 notes ■ via / source

x EHEHEHE x OH MAN

you know what totally sucks

when you realize that you like somebody way more than they like you and even if it’s in a totally platonic way it still makes you feel awful because you’re probably just annoying them and how often you think of them is probably more than creepy

Source: ricksanscrotum

shared 11 months ago on Jul/17/2012, with 59,923 notes ■ via / source

x about me x oh man x shore leave queue

Title: Unknown
Artist: Unknown
Album: Unknown
Played: 11605 times

dearjimpleasewillyoufixitforme:

Thor gets a present from Stark and puts it to good use.

Source: dearjimpleasewillyoufixitforme

shared 11 months ago on Jul/11/2012, with 2,653 notes ■ via / source

x OH MAN x music x thor x loki

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

Source: dicksoclock

shared 11 months ago on Jul/8/2012, with 145,244 notes ■ via / source

x oh man